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Pikachu
Name $<{Lëståt Pµk ¥ïn9 Jïë}>$
School Fajar
Country- Singapore
Birth- 28 oct
Email-darkages980@gmail.com
Sign-Scorpio
GEMcLub™

Things That I Love

My Dog(obviously)

Things I love even more

UR MOM!!(no really)

Mrs Teo(don't let her see this)

Spam

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What I've Wanted

#1 Oreo Machine

#2 A Naked Mole Rat

#3 Another Dog

#4 A years Supply of Honey

#5 Sambal chicken from Karu's Curry

People who own more lame blogs

Yu Jean
Angela HO
Gloony
Tortoise
Allen
SuperStar
Leona
Car door
Shark
Naughty Lil Monkey
8 Immortal
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Previous Aquiantances

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Credits

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Death Note AND... ANTEATER.....

Extras

How much are you worth? Only good for half night stand though
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
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Three words to sum up Jump3r "What-The-FUCK". It's was fucking deliriously terrible i mean WTF the actors were god awful, the storyline was lame , the girl was fuck ugly and the main character has a mind of a fucking 5 year old. Listen to this a man discovers a gentic anomaly that BlahBlah Blah..... so I have a fucking cell that tell me i can hop into a tree and WALK INTO A FUCKING WALL OMFGWTFBBQ. That's all pretty cool with the flying shit and all but dialog wise it was crap his mom is trying to kill him and his girlfriend falls in love with him even after he fucking ripped her house in half threw (oh wait... I meant Jumped) it into a river and then brought it back out into a subway really clever. He stole money from banks and whenever he jumps he can break walls T.T That's just a fucking luducrious storyline and the paladins are fucking decendents of morons they can't even fucking catch someone who is tied to a fucking building how clever. Enough with this bull shit But even this Shit could not hold a Bipolar candle to the sheer fucking Bullshit pulled in CloVeR FiElD Does anyone but me find that move a fucking waste of time in fact has anyone even watched it? Well you should ur brains will flow out from ur eyes a bad 20 mins into the movie and your ready to have a seizure and die froma fucking heart attack from the shaky ass camera WTF nausating Shit. It was terrible BAH! fuck this I'm gonna go and watch the forbidden kingdom with jet li and jackie chan.


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You like jumper so much Then do this maybe you jump into a place where you actually have brains fir a change.



Well also not that I've thought of it Let's shift the topic to wTf Blogs So i have seen cybernetic sex the pixelated condoms in maple and all that other crap but did anyone of you see couple Blogs? I mean OMFG that's really just wtf a couple of people blogging they're thoughts of each other about 1 month from that all the loves gonna be lost to the wireless crap on the net and they are gonna drop each other's asses like rocks . Fucking waste of time. Wanna test each other's love then buy some weird sex toys and lubricants stop polluting the internet with your pseudo kiddy crap.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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Right Right I know you all lurve beau wolf yeah yeah anyhoo OMFG there's a naked Angelina Jolie in the games simulated and virtual perfected! What, don't believe me? Fine Asshole. Well it just so happens I have the website here asshole.http://pspupdates.qj.net/Nude-Angelina-Jolie-in-Beowulf-the-game/pg/49/aid/106412 I mean it. Right if you'll excuse me there'll be no picture I'm not at home now.
Awww, Ain't that cute? It's a muscular Guy. NOTTT what the fuck man? What is wrong with you guys seriously man bolemic fucks out there are crying thy're balls off due to these gross muscular man commercials Anlene or was it ... Ah fuck a milk commercial with that muscular dude holding that deformed foetus baby.(gross) Right and that mocha commercial WTF Man fuck mocha to india with that car the dog and that muscular arseholes house all i've seen at mocha.com is a disowned dog a house that looks like a kitchen and a 40 year old maid for hireand that sonava biatch with his car is one of the ugliest bitchs I've ever set my eye's on it's like staring at air, nothing. Yeah he looks like a older skinner dumber deformed Hammid also he's got teeth that look like someone pissed shet and came on. Bitch!

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
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I'm not gonna say it twice or say it agian but I want to "Hao lian" a bit ( aww fuck why did I say that?) anyway yeah well I did get 26/30 for english compo well yeah that's what a blog does for you improve your already sadistically snglishly fucked up grammar and vocab and change it for the better. Right then on to like yesterday's topical rant.

As we all well know the O's are coming so here is a set of compilations on a guide to pass your O's( This blog cannot account for 100% succession or anything of such please consult a doctor before usage of these rules

1. Please use proper English britain people must be sick of your fucked up essay filled with words of misery and shrouded in bullshit so please any lah,hahaz,leh,loh and other lxh words are forbidden

2. Learn the facts right the reason all SS teachers smoke ( realise the trend?) is because of the stress of having to wake up and mark shitty papers produces by a cohert of students who belive intelligence sprouts out from your ass. After all only 4% passes and yes I'm not one of them so stop fucking me upside down and shove a pecil down your temple.

3. English learnt from Taxi drivers pornos are only 50% worth listening to like that tennis commercial, the philsophy of life of a half hearted car driver is not going to score you a A1 instead it'll probably give your marker cataracts and mad cow disease.

4. Barely grasping notes at 3.am isn't going to change the fact that you suck if you're going to study start early, like Mr Lee says start studying at 8a.m because that's probably the time you are going to take the exam.

5. If you laugh at jokes like how sperms look like peanut butter give up because your probably going to fail anyway due to your colour blindness in geography.

6.Short forms such as Pro is not a word "pro" used to be a short form for prostitude until editors and teams of idiots reinforced the society to belive it was professional.(Fucking addict)

7.Writing essays about transformers will give you a F9 because it's lame, boring and Honey is worst transformer ever including the fact that the enemy rocks and that Optimus prime has less balls than a see-saw.

8. Pasting 5 british pounds to your essay will probably give you a D7 and an F9 for two reasons one you did not write an essay and two cash notes have less words than a poem.

9.Writing a lot does not mean it's good you could write 4000 words but a person who glued an M&M to his paper might get more marks. ( My throat is partched due to these melancholic fucks)

10. Drinking beer will not boost your grades it will just make you fall face first into a patch of lalangs in your garden at 2 am in the morning that doesn't go for energy drinks though.

11. Force your parents to accept the fact that your privacy is needed to study for test. Unlike mine they just come barging in like they had to puke shards of their pelvis out after eating duck rice in front of me .Please the only reason for this is because I slept with them till I was 14 and drank from a baby bottle till I was 8 ( so fuck off) I was tortured by my sisters 24-7.

12. Saying that being possesd by poltergeist will help in the exam is utter bullshit so don't think ghost will save you.

13. Retard epidemics due to euphoria blast of ephermerical rainbows will fail If you still think that you are living on the silver lining or spoon or whatever shit that you live in th pot of gold is not at the end of the rainbow. Welcome to reality that's a cold hard fact.

14. Playing monopoly or screwing your iPod alone is really sad stop it and start studying. Using descriptive words would help like if I were to describe Xing Xuan in words it would be ......Xing Xuan (well fuck it she's not interesting enough.)

15.If Evanescene sounds like Effeverscene to you or fuck you becomes far kill I have nothing to say but say goodbye to your oral.

16. If you have less words to use than a license plate or listen to Fall-Out boy 24-7 shove a dictionary up your asshole and start reading. If you are fixated on depressing yourself just rot away.

17. Lastly , sending chain letters will really piss the marker off instead of scaring him/her if you want to get royally fucked in the ass with a pencil sharpener try it.

Ps: Couldn't put down John Chew or Ming Hui cause they're the type of low lying 40 year old mentality assholes who will complain to M.O.E if I put down the shots. I don''t need that ( Muhahhaha =) ) If you understood that.

( This has been brought to you by lots of crap productions)


(Wen Bin Photo Courtesy Of UjinMan In childhood times)



(Hz and Piddy in nerd mode)

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Monday, May 14, 2007
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Oh god I have just witnessed the most horrific sight of an anime those of you with weak constituitions might wanna sit out on this one it's a nightmare it makes Hellsing look like Teletubies it makes The Maid look like The PowerPuff girls. Oh god, get ready for Violence Jack! That crazed son of a bitch is mad! Demented crazed lunatic character jack, features the deranged guy chop murdering and basically entertaining homocidical thoughts and putting these into plan for massacres , it 's a half way mind-fucking hentai/anime movie. I only realised it was scary when I wacth the whole thing then realised what I watched was the censored version and was totally freaked out.( Yeah, that's some creepy shit right there. )

Brought my camera to today to get a picture of Xinxuan yes snail, not because I love her or hate her but simply because I wanna compare her to her going nickname Snail. In short I want to ask the blazing question DOES SHE FUCKING LOOK LIKE A SNAIL? (it's not even an insect) Unhygenic fucks, you only realise after setting your foot in dogshit for the 15th hundred time that it's gross your vagina hairs are practically as hairy as a rambutan. Where the fuck do you people come up with this shit?(Splendid isn't it?) Anyway just for the fact of asking this simple question does she look like a snail? Does she think like a snail ? Yes she does walk like a snail . Because I don't know any snails with the faces of humans , I don't know any snails with pubic hair on them and I don't know any snails with a chinese name! Well this may sound excessive but I got a tip from 4E4 and they said that she's a practical complain queen( With the ability to shoot an air rifle with amazing scores) so I scraped the idea of pasting it up here. I don't want anything to do with the DM got it?

Next you people who are utter pervets who stare at ass cleave or any other female anatomy which is bulging out are really fucked up no one wants to see your hairy dick in public you people have a overwheming sense of fascination for the ugliest parts of the human body. Gross. do that more often and you're practically on a highway to hell. You are the same type of shifty filthy eyed people who look lke he justjuggled his own shit then had a Vasectomy and wore T-shirts bought by his grandma , the type of person who would stalk girls with cow-tongued sized pussies on alternate weekends.

Next are you people seriously up for the prom cause Cai Ling put up a petition asking for the siggys so I'm really spaced out right now. Why the fuck am I worrying about that Aurora crap during my O's, What the fuck?

Recently I've been frequently running into people qith two expressions (asides Japheth whatever he's cool.) and stuttery conversions that make them look like rejected Simpsons characters when speaking to me and sounding as if I'm dangling a dead rat in front of them and puff up their faces to the "Act Cute " mode are pissing me off to the maximum core , your glittering starshine eyes make you look as if you're suffocating in spermicides and ate your dickhair like seaweed sorry about being pragmatic but I've put with with your Winnie The Pooh attitudes for long enough, go choke on some air and die you mindless zombie pieces of shit. This world is filled with too many depressing people that looked like they have watched spiderman for 150 times and have cynide durians stuffed up their asses after being subjected to
http://www.rotten.com/ 24-7. And the fucking Sec ones are still pissing me off I don't return to the class for two weeks and all of a sudden there are thumbtacks everywhere like a fucking trap door because of those whiny little fucks I have more holes in my shoe than a homeless beggar.
Lastly, I want to ask has anyone ever compared the fajar toilets together? Males and females have a distict difference and the girls toilets is like fucking ten times better just look. The males toilet looks like there shit everywhere and the pissing makes echo sounds on your shoes when you walk but when you enter the girls toilet it's like a haven of cleanliness. I don't know how the fuck people put up with this shit. I don't care if it's not in the budget this place isn filthy fuck!

Here's a picture of Jack to keep you interested.


Well anyway thank you Allon and Eugene for help on music blogging and port forwarding Credits go to them. Also Special thanks to Chee Mun ,C'mon leave the man some fucking dignity you spoilt retarded assholes I might just post your photo next.( Just you wait.)( Sorry Jack didn't make it thorough uploading and all)Up yours here's one for all you mannequin fucks out there. ) (Spaced out now)

Gay shots




Been trying to get through to the fucking server it's fucked up and I'm so sick and tired of the picture Please try again in 30 seconds after eliminating my post for the 20th time fuck I'm typing this in the txt document right now and it's seriously pissing me off. For all you people running me down on my tagboard here's something that reminds me of you illegitimate blatant bullshitting sacarsim weirdos. Let's make it as clear as day.






(Ain't that just disturbing?)

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... Don't ever make me post anything like this again posting him makes me feel like I'm obliverated suspended upon a glass wire and spanked on the ass with a piece of steel.
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Okay I want to ask you one thing you guys call chee mun Wu Zun now let me ask you Does he fucking look anything like him??? What the fuck is wrong with you people are you retarded? I'm sorry to say this but it's too sad to watch( Do turtles look like fish?), Chee mun can look like anything ranging from a frog to a human but not "Wu Zun" ( Yeah fuck him with a totem pole.) . I hate to admit the fact and say it but he's good looking ( See , this is what I mean by don't make me post shit like this again.) Woke up at like 2pm What did I get for marks again? Pardon me I'm sick ( Don't post it in the C-Box I'll rape you, msn me.) God not do you see or do I still have to flash a torch light into your eye sockets to see the light?

Yeah anyway I yold Chris Lin I would put him in my Bo-ke ( blog) whatever so here you are.

For all you morbid monkey-fuckers out there who often crack sad-ass cock jokes just because someone said something like "I'm afraid of balls"( I am so what?)( What in the world. Your testes don't look like balls at all they're oval damn it Oval! If you don't know what oval is slit open your nut sack and find out you unproductive son of a bitche it's zero shaped) should just go cry in a bowl of meat because it shows that your dick/cervics hasn't developed enough and all the blood and nutrients from your brain are flowing there to supply your ever growing need to have puberty, it has probably only reached halfway status( and Neither has your brain). Just goes to show that you're thinking more with your reproductive organs than with your brains. I'm done here, here's another picture to keep you from gnawing your leg off.

(Recognise this overgrown bike fucker?) Creeps the shit out of me to look at his chest hair or his spare tires....( Yes, spare tires he sounds like a girl when he screams too)

(If you do please call 1800-000-Devan is a fat ass)

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Yuck, I feel sick been eating nothing but mangosteens and rambutans all day I just wanna get drunk right now with Yakult. Now number one, I don't care if the word diao exist in the latest oxford dictionary it still isn't a word to me okay? It's really rubbing me the wrong way it's almost as bad as watch the dance floor and listening to Singapore idol/ Superstar at the same time and all their crappy pseudo remarks that can still pass off as comments not forgetting none of the judges are dancers or singers they both really suck it's like watching a transvestite prostitute give birth, it's as good as watching grass grow and as funny as a brain tumour. Yeah, you get the picture. It's time to find a life, the horror. It's a load of shit. Being voted off these shows is due to all that coporate bullshit of young retarded singers that sound like dying zombies while singing songs like 'I will always love you' and having the pricks to vote for them cause they're my 'friends' . Fuck you ,fuck your parents and fuck whoever votes for you, it's no longer about talents it's about how many poor bastards out there with 25 cents still lodged in their ass and are wondering what to do with it.
Moving on, okay for all you long overdue people out blinded by retardedness not worthy of the world and are as fucking dumb and stupid as the fat bastards who still want to be the Mushroom in Maplestory then fuck off and go suffocate yourself in sleep ( Yeah i'm talking to myself) cheap bitches! (How could you be so fucking stupid ?)( Can't stop being stupid can you?) . People who say 'thumbs' instead of 'times' fit you so fucking perfectly. You unsanitary fucking asshole with no hygiene! You should not be subjected to this shit so If you see anyone like this just start running the fuck away from that person who spews out all the bullshit. I don't think you'll get to live in the complicated reality for more than a second you have been brain-washed, probably not hetrosexual too. Uncustomary bastard, now even to get into a cleaning job you need a fucking degree even if you're not retarded how the hell are you going to survive?
For those of you who don't know what neck 'cracking' is apparently Nicholas tells me it's the bubbles in your body bursting, so don't get in all over your high becuase of this you don't dislocate your body unless you twist too hard.
People who look upon long bus rides as tiring things to do and bothersome , well fuck you and your melancholic self-centred existence look dude I take 45 minutes to get to school in Bukit Panjang and take a slow ass bus call 970 from Holland Village and on Sundays and Wenesdays I take a 2 hour ride to Pasir Ris for tuition.... All you need to do is walk from Bukit Panjang Bus Interchange to Bukit Panjang Plaza, stop complaining you freaking sappy bastards.
The Secondary one pupils are seriously fucking pissing me off especially >? from 1E1 in fact a lot of them piss me off . Here is a list of the things I want to do to them ( Raped them upside down with a shaver, force them to watch The Maid over and over again, castraite them then bite them , dislocate all their body parts then chop their legs off and sell them to thailand , sell they're bodyparts ,take a dump in thier mouths, traumatise them. They are the equivalent of a thousand Zulrhelmy( Did I spell it right?, don't give a damn) , Edward and Wong Xinyis in the same classroom Eeccchh. When i got back to 4E1 it was like someone wiped his hairy ass all over my table and the skin came off and makes the table feel furry. Well F-them , Joyce's(4E3) god brother ( Can't be bothered to remember his name just his stupid assed face causeit looks like he uses sperms for shampoo). John Chew ( I only remember his head because it's bigger than Wei Hao's ) and some other fuckers.

Special thanks to all you people and Angela Ho(Only because her life revovles around softball and links to other blogs) thanks.
Finally time to listen to one grain of sand and go to Lao Zha Bor's blog look for it yourself.
Reverse Status.....


( Yeah that's Gina alright hmmm a close up right ?)

( Just admit it I'm too damn skilled in the art of photography arseholes!)

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Yeah well TABC's down so that's that the reason my blog was made is gone but it lingers cause of all the hatred in me.......

What the fuck it's finally the time to shout hurray and all that other crap but yet I'm seeing myself having the worst time of my life studying for Chinese O's man it's like each time I wonder what the fuck greek word is each character I lose a brain cell. I'd have a better time reading hierogriphics in my refrigerator carved in by a four-year old , damn it. ( Asides from the fact that I am totally illeterate in chinese and that the closest to being with chinese in my life is learning Chee Bye at the age of 8 I totally lick ass at the topic). Let's just face the damn facts I suck at chinese and I'd be better off teaching other bloggers how to nag and fish how to swim.

Right on to a touchy subject for all you hopeless romantics, when the fuck did a fucking onion sized bite mark bruise get called a love bite? What the fuck? The 8-bit tooth mark puncture holes that grew into a purple deformed bruise , it's not a fucking signature of love. Who the fuck does that anymore love doesn't come in the form of ripping and disembowing someone's flesh off what kind of homeless fuck are you? Has anyone heard of the phrase tattoo or are you so poor that you can't even afford a faggoty tattoo you homeless fuck???

Apparently once again ( notice a trend?) you people still don't get how much I hate chain letters the next fucker who sends me one I'm gonna use my sister's witchcraft book to curse you to have a papercut on your dick and marble-sack until they both fall off permanantly ( I mean it Asshole).

Spare me of the TMNT what the fuck ate Donatello and Michealangelo doing as turtles, they are the best artist in the world! And I find it so sad that the artist have to put up with this as dead people. Yes, they would be happy to know that they're names are so unappreciated that they're names are now given to the names of turtles by a rat. Wait hold up, WHAT THE FUCK? A rat?!. Since when did biological warfare come in form of naked turtles the size of men standing on two feet ( Do they even have feet?) and wielding Ninja weapons. What's wiht the antangonist 'Shredder' They make him sound as if he's a fucking electric appliance? We might as well settle for a fucking tank of fish instead.

Lastly, for all you wankers out there with less ambition and bitch as much as me, why don't you just create a blog and start doing it. i've had no help so far except from Anteater / Ujinman ( And what the fuck I still haven't received info on how to paste a fucking mp3 on my blog / Port forward or Psp hack). Bear in mind though blog responsibly I don't want mom's telling me how bad a example I set for inspiration of a string of rants, in short don't go ranting to outer space in your own bitchfest.

Guess who?


That's right it's Allon in a kung fu scene in a soccer match ( Yep that's Kevin on the grass)

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Sunday, May 13, 2007
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God,what a spiritual nightmare I'm having meals that haunt minds. Man I just had breakfast at 11am Lunch at 1 pm and dinner at 4 pm . What the fuck? Don't put shit in my mouth I'm not malnutritioned and obviously not pregnant I feel so warped right now it smells like the inside of a monkey's butt.( Chicken soup was good though ). So sick of food that induce pain. Reminds me of friday during exam I haven't been able to shit since then what the fuck I had a stomache in the morning cause I couldn't handle so much ass-tasting food at once son of a bitch the bastard invigilator told me he did not have the time to take me to the toilet umm hello what the fuck I'm the one practically farting my ass off here I was about to enter a seizure and start shitting in my pants when he said okay(what? haven't you ever had a stomache?).

Right to the handwriting parts Yes I know my handwriting is so bad it looked as if I was fucked in the ass by a horse and raped by 4 staff room teachers while doing it well fuck off tell that to any doctor you have met then see what reaction they give you no one gives a rat's ass about how it should look for all you jerk-offs that think I was stuck in the ICU while writing scribbles and drawings with a rock. Man if I had a choice of what to invent I would invent a time machine How the fuck did I end up like this?

Angst barbaric bastards with ephermerical vocabulary of english(E.g Auntie in the market says lekua, ah simi tai chi ,ane kuan eh ,) are putting me in the spot they're reminding me of illegal immigrants that floated to Singapore in a cardboard box don't speak like that you sound like a deformed mutanic foetus trying to say fuck you like somebody shoved a earthworm a size of a dick down your throat and it won't come out. Man someone should just titrate hydrochloric acid down your pussy to let it manifest to a yeast infection.

Yeah whilst Ernest me Nick Hao Lin and Azzrul were going home form the bridge building shit I realised that many Hwa Zhong kids were homeless there was a kid with no socks, one with one sock and another with big holes in both socks that made him look like he had a line of symmetry. I wanted to take a photo but I was afraid of 'AK'(ask me later it's inconvinient). It left me so traumatised it was like watching Spiderman 3 all over again,like watching a girl lose her virginity to a french fry then having diahroea erupting out of her ass like lava then germinating beans and ant hills there! Oh my fucking god.....

Ahhhh good night I need a bath and a place to find the Pikachu photo.

Once more another for the collection



Don't laugh too much the next one could be you......it is inadvisable.
The hills are alive with the sound of Jordon...

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Saturday, May 12, 2007
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Okay it's weird right now recently I've got a friend who asked me what's milf I really can't say it to the guy since it's mother's day (What the fuck you're 16 and you don't know what's Milf) for all you outsourced son's a bitches it's mother sex....in other words close to incest.. yeah how the fuck am I supposed to tell a guy who only knows that gravity makes things fall that it's mother sex on mother's day......
Well anyway since were on the topic I might as well repent for my sins I have killed an ant today...Yeah well fuck you alright I like to be nice...
Let's all repent for all fall-out boy fans. Okay, One Define Fall-Out what does that say to you? THEY GOT FUCKING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL, why the fuck are we listening to a bunch of homeless uneducated untalented fucks rambling about the philosophy of life as a retard, are you people sick? Each time they play they're songs I just wanna crawl into a sarchophagous and cry my father's license plate has more rhymes than they're songs it's so nightmarishly mind fucking I wanna bite my dog's ass off.Yeeccch. Whoever who buy's their Cds please gimme your number so I can call you to ask why?
Well I'd like to ask though can anyone teach me how to get some kick-ass music on the blog please much appreciated. I'm sick and tired of staring at Death note I want my music. So at least some place in the world something sounds nice.
Now Annoying Nicknames yes I know darkages980 isn't the most pleasent nickname and sounds like shit but neither does Froz3n or Snowy or whatever d3sire what the fuck kind of baby talk is that? Fuck you and your nicknames it sounds like a distorted suffocated music note stuffed into as mushroom patch. Go settle for a block of ice you icy broken english bitches.
Yeah lastly CHAIN LETTER okay you guys are seriously pissing me off fuck all your bad typo worded arseholes what the fuck? Delete this shit before forwording it you bastards are the worst what the fuck I can't even get though a week without getting one what kind of bastard speak are you setting? You're the same as those homeless fucks who can't afford earphones and blast their music sky high with their handphones what the fuck with the amout of battery wasted can't you buy earphones? I can undertand if it's a group but one person are you homeless or a homo cockmuncher? You people fall under the same catergory just go drink a cup of enema fluid you selfish bastard. Alson told me that hey ask you to copy and paste just so you can't trace them and that is perfectly logical fuck you chain bastards. Well I'm sone today and if I get another chain letter I am gonna Curse You Out!
Man, what kind of freakng time dimension complex do chain letter writers live in? What kind of weirdo asides of from eating newspapers and crayons for lunch writes chian letters you must be really lonley bet you're mom sends you valentine's day gifts fuck them to the 18th level of hell with a coco cola bottle.Sadistic sons a bitches.

(Yay another one)

(Yeah it's Kevin)*looks weird right? At least it isn't a composite.

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Alright then now it's time for a lame I have poor engrisshhhhh and cannot commucation lesson Yay!

(The following is a brief description of what I have done today in first person remix bad english)

Omg lah hahaz i jus wen 2 the cinemah ard 6 after horsy riding shower then go to cineplex loh omg noe place to sit lah wah lao so sian i take teh 7.30 one loh what is spiderman dig??? We ate ice cream so nice lah got strawberry i watch Spiderman3 wif Erika n Ursela llah we had satay so nice loh and stingray at newton circus mmm yummy lah i almost got lost hee heez go home in mrt sooo tired loh ........

ARGHAUHHH What the Fuck?I Fucking Can't stand it anymore speaking like this makes me feel like alice in wonderland I can't do it no more it's so bad I can't even try .Anyhow SpiderMan3 to describe in words is like a fucking chainsaw masscre that's it I'm so glad the next spiderman movie is going to be with a new actor. Where the hell do they find these God-Awful actors spiderman looked like a fat man in a clownsuit the only cool characters are venom the green goblin. The sand guy was so gay he should just go fuck a pig's ass god damn it. Spiderman should just go finish himself off, What the fuck does Mary Jane see in that piece of shit dump site it's like picking shit from a pot of roses. That small brained son of a bitch should just go shove a razor up his a-hole. He is indeed the arsehole of the world. Fucking bad dialogue gotten brain brain concussion modulation from being all nostradomous and predicting it. If you like this movie I can't help but wonder how much money you have wasted on your sad ass life, bet you have probably watched ghost rider(watched only like 4 minutes it was BAD with a capital B it was lame stupid and the fight scenes totally sucked ass) and mr bean's holiday(never watched that cause mr bean is only good for like what 10 minutes??). 300 was good though. Thank god spiderman's contract only last for 3 movies that means the main actor isn't gonna be the same for Spiderman 4. And yes we were laughing at how if Mary Jane was venom and how terrible the porn would be and how hard blow-jobs would be with those teet.


Time for Another classic YJ studios photo.

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[12:22 AM]

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Yay,joy to the world (no it's not christmas) I have finally learnt how the hell to submit photos.God - you people are the worst I know I don't reply on msn but at least reply when I ask since your complaining about people now replying all the time. I'm gonna speak in first person from now on and for every post I will submit a photo from my album of school shots( yeah what, I got about 4000) from Sec 1 to 4. No god forbid I'm not ranting today or talking about the middle-ground idiots of sick twisted logic fuck you like a horse. (ghost rider sucks I just watched like 4 minutes of it) Yeah and to end the day off Fuck fall-out boy up their ass( yes I only listened to 1and 1/2 mins of it.) and enjoy a photo

Copyright under Puk Ying Jie feel free to spread it though.

(Welcome one and all please feel free to reply)

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Friday, May 11, 2007
[11:38 PM]

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Right, There something that's ticking my clock off now it's all these people who like to edit their photos I'm all for photoshop but making your picture out of sight is way too overestimative of your self . What? You have an inferiority complex?? GO fuck yourself with a fucking loaf of bread stop shoving your-half assed rendition of your photo which transforms you from a middle ground idiotic cockmuncher to a sexy model like babe. See the distinct difference? Sadistic, yes eccentric ,yes smart? No.


You are so totally oblivious to the fact that you indeed are a monster.The following is an example......


No Offence Owner of this photo(corrrection it is make-up she really is this pretty) (but .what if..what if)


Doesn't anyone see the irony in that??? Could well be a composite yeah well


In the first shot she looks all beady eyes like a panda goldfish and in the second shot it was almost as if she had seizure and her eyeballs were plucked out. Holy shit, freakishly freaky isn't it........ So that is why we should all live it up and stop beng so damn look concious let the happy people beautify the world and there will always be people trying to kill the butterflys....... Don't think i'm just bastardising those who composite their photos what about you people out there with like 4cm of make-up on your leg (What the fuck?!) makes you just want to disembowel you ass-clowns one by one...... I know I'll be labeled heartless after this but I'll still say it F-you you neo-yuppy scumbags. Now excuse me I have to go listen to goyang goyang now.

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[7:24 AM]

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Recently something's really bugging me off all you people with bad english please try to speak it right (E.g I dun rlight to talrk about pubric speeking / I dun wan to bee a creaner when eye grow up) , stop it seriously it makes you sound homeless person god forbid if you are in this sort of twisted wordplay cause you simply have no contact with engrish spreaking peoprle ......... I'm not being pragmatic I'm just stating plain and simple facts so if you are a person who infects others with bad engrissssh please spare us all of your stupidity. Apparently you people are not getting the point when I said just try, I mean it. // This blog does not approve of Suicide and does not promote it,//

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[6:56 AM]

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Yeah yeah yeah, Shut up and listen. I got this god-damn complaint about puttting up peoples links on this webby well yeah? If you want something done put your fat ass which you sit around on all day on your chair, msn message me give me the damn link and I'll do it. No, i'm not putting Wu-Zun there so F-off. This is bullshit if you don't tell me anything how the hell am I supposed to know about who's link belongs where. Ok I'm done here . Prevent insomnia racism and incest with Chocolate!!!

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[6:22 AM]

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Ok Remake that's it I am so sick you neo-yuppy scumbags hell bent on creating lame blogs about your lame existence. Why I've gone back to being a gay publishing shit on the internet is because of you people, each time after reading your uninteresting lifestyles I just feel compelled to throw myself into a nest of birds. Damn it, someone really has to glue you mouth to your ass to illustrate the fact that you do indeed suck ass.
These are just part of the freaking reasons why I have gone back on blogging to rant about other blogs....Yes it's contradictory but I not being a hypocrite just an incoherin asshole just bent on removing gay blogs.... These are just some of the reason I passionately believe that blogs that
are LaMe
should be removed, 1. Friendster 2. Bad typing 3. Lame lifestyles
1. Friendster is out of style , one it's a 18 year old age limit site and yet I can still see 14 year old kids there it's really pissing me off. Please act your own dAmn
age and go when your 18 no one enjoys browsing through a kid's homepage it's like entering a porn shop to buy pampers.
2. Bad Typing
(e.g mi,rawks,so cute leh,lah,lo,) These are not words, they're just some damn spam from somebody's mistyping if anyone uses mi instead of me get the fuck away from that person. He or she is just going to regret how they fucking miserably failed they're english exam or just managed a pass cause they're nightmarished raped words turn out to be all wrong during the o'levels , honestly how hard is it to type me instead of mi (What the fuck happened to this)?
3. Lame Lifestyles
Okay last one lame ass lifestyles, if you are going to blog use nice words to make it seem nice,please,no one wants to hear your half hearted jingle of your hideously sad lifestyle it makes you sound like a child with no education. Your damn Sec 4 you should have enough common sense to know that (e.g Unless you're Wong Xinyi that's an exception). Another example ( E.g i went 2 sch so fun todae loh lol i had ice cream at sc wif my best fren hahaz so farny the boyz made fun of mi 2day wa lao lah they diao me.)....FUCK you all the way to the 18 level of hell who the fuck are you to tell me how you ate ice cream and what the fuck is a diao it's that a word of no brain dumbass person with no vocab?! That's pretty accurate . You sound like a freaking smurf with bad vocab you are dragging down the collective intelligence of humanity by inflicting your stupidity on your blog.
AND that is why I hope your blog ends up hacked and deleted....

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